Cowboys, Aliens, Olivia Wilde Hair and Chiffon dresses

What pray tell are you talking about Inoun? It’s pretty simple.  Veebs at her Iverb blog decided to be cleaver, or clever , as the case may be, but not as cleaver as Olivia Wilde that is, and created a word, which by the way, she doesn’t even know the meaning of.  And the word is…

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Chiffian? Midup? Xyzzy?

Chiffian.  Really?  Children…. Yes, that is what my cousin wrote about.  Veebs….  tsk, tsk, tsk. Did she even look up the word? So if you go look up the word chiff, you find a few nice definitions, and a few not so nice ones.  So what to do, what to do….  What to do….? I…

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Google and other unmentionables…

Just because you can’t do something doesn’t mean that you should.  For some reason this comes up all of the time when raising teanagers.  I am not sure why.  The same can be said for SEO and search engines like Google or Bing.  The art of SEOing is a sub-title one (yes I know).  And…

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Brachycephalic Dogs and making search SEO pretty

Brachycephaly in dogs means that they have noses that are shorter than their faces are wide.  Well, it is just one of the traits.  But we have all seen them.  Pugs, Bull dogs, Peckingese, Shih Tzu, and Yorkshire Terrier’s are all examples of dogs whose noses are shorter than their faces are wide.  And it happens…

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Sold by weight, not by volume

So I’m sitting at the breakfast table this morning doing what 99.85% of Americans do every morning.  Read the cereal box.  And in the corner it says, “Sold by weight, not by volume.”  So I ask my daughter, “how many people do you think actually know what that means?”  She says to me, probably very…

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Ex Spec Tation

[ed. Ex Pec Tation – a search before the article revealed nothing useful.  A query after this article posted revealed the article as number 1.  http://www.bing.com/search?q=ex+spec+tation  You see, you can make up new words and get better results.  Ex pec tation or ex spec tation.  Who would have expected that?] I was reminded the other…

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About: "Microsoft’s Bing uses google search results and denies it", Bing SEO, learn SEO, Britney Spears, Olivia Wilde, and other search fat boy fat burning furnace "improvements"… torsorophy, tarsorrhaphy, hiybbprqag

[ This is great!  After this article first published, we had some very interesting first results back.  Since then the rules have changed, and it appears that the article has been completely down listed.  It is unclear at this point if this was intentional or a random act that we received spill over benefits from. …

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Rest assured, C is useless, and other irascible phalanges salutes part due

If you hadn’t figured it out yet, phalanges was misspelled last time.  Yes, on porpoise.  So why a second article?  Well, I didn’t finish the conversation we had last time.  If you missed the last article, you really need to read it first.  This one won’t make any sense at all if you don’t read…

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REST assured, C is useless and other irascible, single phylanges salutes

[ed. For those of you a little confused, this article attempts to take a funny story and then turn it into a high ranking search result like: http://www.bing.com/search?q=sharepoint+rest+assured and thereby making it funny as well.  In the end, Rest assured, C# with SharePoint search is the way to go.] I live with a bunch of crazy people.  Not really,…

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Bing Steals Google Search Results

A reader was pretty upset with me about my blog entry about search, Bing and stealing Google results.  He called me an idiot.  To which I must confess that I agree with him.  I am an idiot.  About a great many things.  But, as anyone who reads my blog knows, what he should have really…

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