Get your free Storage Replica Kalamity Jake desktop and phone wallpapers

Heya folks, Ned here again. It's been a week since Microsoft Ignite 2015 and those Storage Replica stickers went fast. Hundreds of them, but that wasn't enough when you're surrounded by 23,000 IT professionals hungry for laptop ornamentation.

So if you were turned away or couldn't make the show this year, I put together some Kalamity Jake wallpapers. These come in desktop and phone orientations, in a variety of resolutions and color schemes, both with and without logos. Redistribute to anyone you like. If someone tries to charge you for one of these, laugh in their face – they are free. If you want other colors or resolutions, drop me a line (and wait!). And be sure to visit us next year at Ignite, when I will have a whole new series. Collect them all! Or something.

Download all wallpapers in one convenient ZIP

Here are a few small scale samples.

  

  

The quality is exactly what you'd expect at this price from a Windows Server PM. 😉

Have a great weekend,

Ned "maybe I should cut off one ear?" Pyle