No! I'm serious! Someone stop that Wiki Ninja! He's about to slice open the sun:
I know what you're thinking...
You're thinking, "Hey, Ed. You know that Wiki Ninja who's about to slice open the sun?"
And I'm like, "Yeah?" You know, because I can read your thoughts and stuff.
And then you think, "Well, how do you know it's a dude? You can't see the Wiki Ninja very well; that could totally be a Wiki Ninjette!"
And then I'm like (yeah, still communicating telepathically), "Sorry. I mean that someone should stop that Wiki Ninjette before she slices open the sun! I mean, if the sun juices spill out, we're all done for!!!"
I know. I know. You're probably not really thinking that. You're probably thinking, "Why does that other Wiki Ninja/Ninjette over on the right have his/her back turned to the one who's about to slice open the sun? Quick! Turn around, raise your blade, and save the sun!!!!"
Or maybe you're not thinking that. I don't actually know what you're thinking. (I can only think about what I think you're thinking, which, if you think about it, is way too much thinking. Don't you think?)
Maybe you're thinking, "So, why can I see the souls of those Wiki Ninjas/Ninjettes? And why are their souls branded with Microsoft colors?"
Maybe that's just what I'm thinking.
I look at images like that... and it makes me ponder. It makes me wonder, who makes these amazing images, and what did we do to deserve the privilege of gazing upon such awesomeness?
Speaking of awesomeness...
Where did you get that boss contact lens!??? It looks like it hurts.
Or maybe it shoots a laser out of it or something.
And what if you got hit by that laser? Would you throw up in red, green, blue, and yellow?
I think a ninja just fell out of the moon! I was wondering where all those Wiki Ninjas came from!
Anyway, go read this blog if you haven't yet:
I can't believe we got 80 new banners! That's crazy!
Jump on in. The Wiki is warm! And apparently it's inside the moon. Oh, and the next chance you get, you should slice that sun open! Or just shoot it with your Microsoft laser eye.
I'm back! That's what you get! Mwahahahaha!
- Ninja Ed
PPS: And in case you're wondering what the inside of the moon looks like (where the Wiki Ninjas run free), Gaurav Aroraa helps you envision it: