Dagnabbit, there’s just no room for humour when it comes to email signatures when you send stuff to a customer. Unless there is, and I’m just a humourless person. Ah. I see.
Still, this is a blog that represents my personal opinion, so I get a bit of latitude and I can post ’em here.
Here’s the shortlist of taglines I’d love to use in my .sig, but just can’t quite bring myself to do so:
- Lonely? Buy me, I’m cheap!
- Written on my PS3 running Linux *with a joypad*. This message is not pre-rendered.
- Support Incident moving too slowly? My Paypal account is here.
- Caution: Author may contain traces of nuts.