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Signatures You Won’t See In Customer-Facing Emails

Dagnabbit, there’s just no room for humour when it comes to email signatures when you send stuff to a customer. Unless there is, and I’m just a humourless person. Ah. I see.


Still, this is a blog that represents my personal opinion, so I get a bit of latitude and I can post ’em here.


Here’s the shortlist of taglines I’d love to use in my .sig, but just can’t quite bring myself to do so:



  • Lonely? Buy me, I’m cheap!

  • Written on my PS3 running Linux *with a joypad*. This message is not pre-rendered.

  • Support Incident moving too slowly? My Paypal account is here.

  • Caution: Author may contain traces of nuts.

Bleh.