How To Win Friends And Annoy Legitimate Email Users, Part I

The events herein took place a couple of months ago. My rage has subsided into a background hum of frustration. Only now can I write about the experience.

My parents’ ISP uses some wonderful spam software that they won’t describe to anyone. (Repeated requests for some type of guidance on how it works (so that it can be worked with) were met with only vague generalities and wildly divergent stories (all “confirmed” with a supervisor))

The upshot is that their customer service tells you you can send about 25-35 emails per hour (depending on which customer service rep you talk to) without really worrying about it, but that any more than that needs to be manually broken up and sent individually over the course of a day or more. There’s been talk of a cunning “points-based” algorithm on web boards.

If you get it wrong, they block you from using email for x hours (again, they’re not able to explain how many hours they block for, but it’s “3”, “6” or “24” depending on the rep).

Their T’s and C’s allow them to “interfere” with email if it could in some way affect the performance of their network. Sure.

And their system doesn’t actually do what sane people would expect (accept the message, delay delivery, trickle them out, prompt the user with a turing test to allow immediate delivery or *something* that doesn’t inconvenience the user so much) so that busy people can just send an email and run – it actively rejects connection attempts once a certain limit is hit, and starts adding “ban time”.

As for how I found this out: my parents recently moved back from the US, and wanted to send a quick email to everyone telling them of their new email address.

This would have been a one-off mailing to about 90 recipients. They’d done it before (from their US ISP, when moving out there), and they simply wanted to do it again.

Nope. Outlook just hung when trying to send the message.

After protracted (and heated) discussions with the ISP helpdesk, their solution was:

0) Disable the XP SP2 firewall (a false start, you might say – of course, this made no difference to the problem).

A) you’ve been banned for 6 hours. Wait that long and try again.

B) When you try again, break the message up into chunks of 20-30 people, send one message, then come back after an hour, and send the next message, and so on, and -very importantly- DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES try to re-send the message if it fails, as you’ll be banned for longer.

They suggested that some email client or another could do this without needing the user to stay at the keyboard (they named Outlook Express and Outlook) but when challenged, rescinded that with a “well we don’t support Outlook anyway”. They gave a manual “Copy the contents and re-paste them into a new email to the next batch of recipients” workaround. Because that’s what you’re paying for on a residential plan.

So essentially, if you need to send to a large number of people, you are SOL (that means “out of luck”, mum) with this ISP, unless you can keep coming back to your computer every hour to repeat a manual copy-paste-select-new-recipients process to send an email. I mean, computers are meant to save people time!? There are any number of possible solutions to this (authenticated outbound SMTP, published “hard limits” on a number of messages/recipients per day, Turing tests, the works? They all deal with the virus-with-SMTP-engine issue, leaving spammers a) authenticating, and b) unable to spam as many folk) but the worst of all possible worlds seems to have been picked.

This is their solution to the spam and virus problem.

Of course, if you’re a commercial spammer and pay for the privilege on their business plan, you can use a different mail server that doesn’t do the outbound email filtering.

Top stuff.

Post-note: “Why not change ISP’s?” – this is essentially the only broadband ISP available in their area at the moment.

Comments (6)

  1. Anon says:

    What’s the name of the ISP so others will know not to use it if possible?

  2. William Luu says:

    Sounds like my cable internet provider.

    I tried forwarding a batch of emails from my mail archive to GMail (to test out the GMail archive search facility). Result? ISP blocked my ability to send emails until the next morning.

    They also, by default, block all out-going SMTP requests that are not to their own SMTP server. The only way to unblock, the block is via a website that is hard to find, unless you search on a site such as under that provider. (Very in-convenient!)

  3. Philip Coupar says:

    Your ISP is correct about Outlook being able to get round their mail filter. You still have to send the emails individually, however the “options” dialog on a new message allows you to specify, “Do not deliver before” date and time. This would allow you to write each of your messages and queue them up for delivery.

    It is unreasonable for anyone to assume that because you are sending a single message to more than 30 people you are spamming. As you have pointed out there are much more effective ways of determining if a user is spamming.

  4. TristanK says:

    Will: Yeah, it probably is your cable provider!

    Philip: I’m pretty sure their Outlook suggestion was actually a fob; when I asked how, they said they didn’t support it, and in Outlook Express you copied, pasted and blah…

    Setting the delivery time – while not rocket science – fails my parental simplicity threshold, and means they’d have to leave the computer on too (they’re Computer Stays Off Until It’s Needed people).

    I was thinking of setting them up to use a local SMTP server on their machine, and configuring it to stall delivery, but really… this is for a consumer situation, and if it ever went wrong, they’d be sunk.

  5. William Luu says:

    How about setting them up with a webmail account of some sort? Hotmail, Yahoo Mail, GMail etc… Take a pick!

    There’s plenty out there. Or they could even use hotmail through Outlook Express.

  6. TristanK says:

    Si – that’s eventually how we worked around the problem (with Outlook Hotmail integration. Is it worth $US20/year? Maybe… Another example of spammers raising costs for everyone else), but if you’re paying for email as part of your service, I’d expect to be able to *actually use email* as part of the "service".

    It’s our conflicting definition of "reasonable" that seems to be the problem.