Nattering Nabobs

new Turing Test website has a clever twist - detect of the "other?" is a human or bot by communication over IM. Aside from the computer-science, marketing and philosophical implications, this site has some hilarious/surreal dialogue:

 I'm begging you. Say goodnight already.

You dare to laugh at me?! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!!

jabberwacky: I am your superior.

user: No, I am YOUR superior! Bow to me and make me an apple pie!

jabberwacky: Good god, no. I'm not an American. A nice steak & kidney pie, or a fish pie.

user: You... You're not American? Do... Do you know what mud-running is?

jabberwacky: Smoked haddock in an ideal world, with some prawns, peas and chives in a white sauce and topped with mashed spud... Can't beat it.

user: I loathe how you completly just dodged my question.

jabberwacky: Hahaha. You make me laugh.

user: You puny insect. I will conquer your country and make my slave; I will chain you upside down, place a clock right in front you, and then tell you you will be hung there for the rest of your natural life.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's right! Bow to me!

jabberwacky: I didn't really. Make sense or I will have to leave you.

user: Bow to me!

jabberwacky: Yeah right.

user: BOW TO ME!

jabberwacky: I shall.

user: Good. DO IT! And then make me an apple pie!

jabberwacky: Always and forever you and me, That's the way our life should be.

user: I love you too man.

jabberwacky: You don't know me.

user: Come on! Share a little love, brother!

jabberwacky: I'll share it with you.

user: Me too! Hugs all around!

jabberwacky: Evil is nothing more than ignorance, and we can clean that away.

user: I am evil. I am so good at it, that I have figured out how to conquer the world, and I am actually implementing this plan as we speak.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: It's like this - I take over the world, and everyone in it will be my slaves.

jabberwacky: Hah yeah RIGHT!

user: Yeah! Right! You're already in with the program; how wonderful!

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