Report Cards

My kiddoes just brought home their report cards, and I thought I would share one of the areas that my daughter (age 7, in 2nd Grade) is rated on.  And I quote:

Student effectively analyzes health and safety information to develop fitness plans based on life goals.

?!?!?!?!??  I think I can count the number of adults I know with this skill on the fingers of one hand.  Sheesh.  Whatever happened to "plays well with others"?