Haiku #194

Turn out the lights, the Party’s over: today’s our Last haiku (for now).   Today is a very auspicious, and somewhat sad, occasion: it marks, for the moment anyway, the end of the Lync Server PowerShell Haiku of the Day. (Trust us, we thought this day would never come, either.) Believe it or not, by…

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Haiku #193

If a tree falls in The forest then it’s his fault. Device update rules.   Here’s something that will shock you: the author of today’s haiku is a cold-blooded killer.   Note. Really? OK. We just thought that would shock you.   As it turns out, yesterday the author of today’s haiku printed out a…


Haiku #192

Seahawk football? Thanks. But we’ll just play with voice route Cmdlets instead.   Well, autumn officially arrived in the Pacific Northwest this past weekend. How do we know that? Well, for one thing, the weekend was cold and damp, which is – well, never mind; come to think of it, it’s pretty much always cold…


Haiku #191

Group Policy gone? How can we go on? Oh, right: Client policies.   In case you’ve been wondering whether or not today’s going to be a good day, well, here’s your answer: no, today is not going to be a good day.   At least not here in the Seattle area. For one thing, it’s…

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Haiku #190

Hit 600 home Runs? Create new workflows? But What else have you done?   This is bound to stir up a hornet’s nest of controversy, but here it is: the author of today’s haiku does not believe that Jim Thome should be in the Baseball Hall of Fame.   There, he said it.   Now,…


Haiku #189

Eye of newt and toe Of frog. Or just use CS Trusted computer.   Yesterday afternoon, while waiting for a meeting to start, the author of today’s haiku found himself browsing through an online copy of the Malleus Maleficarum (The Hammer of Witches). If you aren’t familiar with the Malleus Maleficarum, it’s a treatise written…


Haiku #188

Test certificate: Do not try this at home. Try Something else instead.   The author of today’s haiku has always had an affinity for product disclaimers, those little warning labels that tell you why you should never, ever use whatever it is you just bought. Car makers – and car company commercials – are notorious…


Haiku #187

You can come in and So can you. But no, not you. Client version rules.   Well, it’s Monday, and the author of today’s haiku is home at last. OK, actually he got home late Saturday afternoon, but he never truly felt at home: after all, both Saturday and Sunday the sun was shining and…


Haiku #186

Don’t play with matches. Oh, and don’t use CS Voice Configuration.   As it turns out, today is definitely not a good day for the author of today’s haiku. (Would it qualify as a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad day? It just might.)   So what’s so bad about today? Well, today is the…


Haiku #185

I only have eye Lashes for you. And for you, Outbound translations.   If you’re like most people then each and every morning, as you climb into your car and prepare to go to work, you think, “You know, this car is pretty good: it runs well, I’ve never had any problems with it, and…