You know you're a computer security professional when:
• Although you have no ill intent, you spend no small amount of your downtime in airports thinking of ways to circumvent TSA security -- and you've come up with several can't-miss terrorist ideas that even Jack Bauer couldn't stop.
• You lock your screensaver with twice as much insistence when security friends are around than when strangers are, because you're not nearly as worried about a stranger's intentions.
• You secretly hope you don't miss a big virus outbreak while you are out on vacation.
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"You secretly hope you don't miss a big virus outbreak while you are out on vacation." Thats the one I currently like the most! Tomorrow I will leave for vacation! 🙂 So have a good time!