What would you put on your business card if you could?

Hugh has some really funny cartoons and business cards.  If you’ve looked at his blog, you’ll notice he’s got more talent than most companies.  What would you ask him to draw for your card?  Or better yet, what would people tell him to draw for you?  Now that might be fun. 

For the record, I had cats in college.  I had a cat after college.  I like some cats.  Some cats are kewl.

However, dogs still rule.  I’ve had little, medium and big dogs.  Elvis is my current dog.  Elvis is kewl.  Elvis has a blog.  He doesn’t write much, but he’s busy doing dog stuff.  Elvis is famous for interrupting my webcasts with well timed rants.  He really can’t help it.  The darn UPS guy always wakes him out of his slumber with the front door package thump.  He doesn’t like that much. 

Small dogs rock.  They don’t droll as much.  They don’t take up the whole couch.  They don’t poop as much.  And they don’t drink as much beer.

[NOTE] No cats or dogs were harmed during the writing of this post.