The Power of Kai: U.S. Bans Vegemite

Okay….you now see the power that I possess! Apparently the U.S. Governement reads my blog and has banned the import of Vegemite. I would also like to add that I would like to see rush hour traffic halted, the mandatory use of debit cards in long checkout lines, and that my beloved Green Bay Packers be declared Super Bowl Champions this year. Simply amazing stuff.

On an unrelated note. I have been completely remiss in my blogging duties. I vow that I will start trying to do this daily.