The Power of Kai: U.S. Bans Vegemite

Okay….you now see the power that I possess! Apparently the U.S. Governement reads my blog and has banned the import of Vegemite. I would also like to add that I would like to see rush hour traffic halted, the mandatory use of debit cards in long checkout lines, and that my beloved Green Bay Packers be declared Super Bowl Champions this year. Simply amazing stuff.

On an unrelated note. I have been completely remiss in my blogging duties. I vow that I will start trying to do this daily.

Comments (2)

  1. castrunk says:

    It’s the 3rd, and no more entries.  Looks like Kai is working hard on the Packer problem.  

  2. castrunk says:

    …they must be trying to make the Queens feel better about their pathetic performance.  With both at 4-4 at the midpoint, they need to be nearly perfect to have a chance at the playoffs.  Sunday won’t be pretty.

    It’s a bizarre day when the normally ineffective Gophers play significantly better than the Pros.

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