Error messages that make you smile

I have just seen this on an internal email alias and it made me laugh so I thought I would share the best error messages people have seen and ask you your personal favourites

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2) LAN Manager: “Stop! More information is available” with an OK button that dismissed the dialog and provided no further information!

3) Please wait while we update your set top box.  Your remote control will not work at this time.  Press SELECT to continue

So what are your favourites??