New names for Microsoft products!


A few months ago, Microsoft released Lync Server, the successor to OCS. Lync has been received by the public with high praise and great success. Following this, Microsoft has decided to adopt the naming convention used with Lync for some additional products. This naming convention uses a unique style of alternate- orthography that’s closely related to leet, making the products appear cooler and more attractive to the 18-19 demographic. Analysts claim that the change corresponds well with Microsoft’s well established practices of being cool and hip as much as possible, and predict the change may boost sales by up to %1200 almost instantly.

The new names for future versions of the products are:

Office

Offyce

Word

Wurd

Excel

Excyl

PowerPoint

PowerPoynt

Windows

Wyndows

Live Mesh

Lyve Mesh

Bing

Byng

Publisher

Publysher

Visio

Vysio

OneNote

1Note

Paint

Paynt

Security Essentials

Secyurity Essentuals

Money

Mony

Media Player

Medya Playa


Comments (3)

  1. abc4 says:

    Is it a April fool joke as its written on 1st or april

  2. Ben Ari says:

    Yes, this is an April's Fool, of course. Like it?

  3. product names for shirts says:

    it should be trendy small and outraging