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Stupid Hammer!!!

I remember as a young lad working construction for my uncle one summer. The hours were long, it was hot, and I would much rather have been somewhere else. But, I was saving up for my first motorcycle, so I did whatever jobs I could find. Perhaps it was because my mind wasn’t really engaged in what I was doing, but as I was hammering nails into drywall the hammer slipped off the head of the nail and mashed my thumbnail. Man that hurt. Of course after yelling out a few expletives I screamed,  “stupid [expletive deleted] hammer!” Years later, I was working an engine and the wrench slipped and the back of my hand slammed into the engine block. Covered with grease (and now a bit of blood) I examined my hand to assess the damage in order to decide whether to keep working or tend to my wounds, and the first thing I thought of as I looked at my somewhat mangled hand was “stupid wrench.” Do you see the pattern here? Isn’t it a bit funny that often when we use a tool incorrectly, misuse a tool to do something the tool was not designed to do, or do not really know how to use the tool to begin with and a problem ensues our initial reaction is to blame the tool. Of course, it couldn’t be our fault; it has to be the tool!

I sometimes see this deflection of responsibility repeated by testers who attempt to apply various techniques or methodologies to a software testing problem and later discover they missed or overlooked a bug. Their immediate reaction is “such and such” technique sucks because it didn’t find “this” bug. Of course it could never be our own fault! It could never be that we don’t sufficiently understand the principles of a technique or approach in order to apply it correctly. It could never be that we don’t fully understand the ‘system’ in depth that we are testing. And it could never be that we are using a particular technique or approach in the wrong context. The problem could never be the fault of the person wielding the tool…it must be the tool.

A few years ago I was rebuilding a sailing dinghy. I was ready to mount the rub strake and started drilling holes through the fiberglass hull and the teak strip. For some bizarre reason, I decided to simply hold the rub strake against the gunwale as I moved forward drilling the holes rather than use C-clamps. My grip was sufficiently tight to hold the rub strake tight against the hull, and I had used an electric drill for years and knew well how to use the tool. But, after drilling several holes I suddenly experienced an excruciating pain in my left index finger. Yep…the drill bit went right into the proximal interphalangeal joint on my left index finger. After screaming a few profanities (which by the way helps us deal with pain) I flung the drill across the garage only to put a hole in the drywall and hear it crash to the floor in pieces. With that I hurled a few more obscenities, wrapped my finger with ice, and headed off to the doctor and thought to myself…”man, that was stupid of me not to use clamps.” To add insult to injury, the doctor asked, “Why didn’t you use a clamp?” I replied, “Well, I was in a bit of a hurry.” He shook his head, smiled, and asked the redundant question, “In retrospect that wasn’t too smart was it?”

When we misuse tools, apply them in the wrong context, or if we really don’t understand how to use tools appropriately bad things can happen. (And sometimes the scars are permanent!)

While I don’t think that misapplication of a testing technique or approach would require a trip to the hospital, it might cost us a missed bug or added redundant tests. This also doesn’t mean that all techniques or approaches to testing are 100% effective in finding all categories of anomalies. But, we have to remember for the most successful application of any tool, technique, or approach used in testing depends heavily on the person wielding the tool in the appropriate situation and we must learn to use them smartly!